Scottie: Do not leave me, fair maiden!
HM: Scottie, pull your self together. I am no maiden. Someone needs to guard my french fries while I'm in the bathroom.
Scottie: But without you I will perish! What if an inappropriately dressed buxom woman tries to seduce me?!
HM: I doubt it. I'm going to leave you here to your peril, and I'll come back.
Scottie: What if a strange little man in leather pants tries to peril me.
HM: Is that what we're calling it these days...
Then he left and I threw myself on the table in a forlorn manner. Then:
Suspiciously Buxom Waitress: Are you alright?
Scottie: My mother has abandoned me... I am sure I will grow up to be a serial killer, perhaps I will maul mothers and small children as a result of all this cruel treatment...
Suspiciously Buxom Waitress: The guy who ordered the french fries?
Scottie: That is the cruel one who calls himself my mother.
Then there was a lot of her staring at me until HM returned. What a sad life I lead. Now we are going to go lay about in public places, looking menacing. It is troublesome, seeing as how some people find my rather petite stature convincingly childlike, and not menacing.
ETA: I am not a midget.
No, Jello is NOT back. She is still cavorting about the states doing god knows what (or who, she is a loose, racy woman, you know). I am not worried for she is not alone, but still.
Now my friend HM (stands for Honorary Mother, because he is my honorary mother) is off... somewhere and texting me every few days reminding me to behave and play nicely with all the other children. He too has abandoned me.
And then of course there is RentBoy, who doesn't live near me but is the only one who has STAYED home. If only HE had migrated south he would be HERE. BUT NO.
Without them, my life is solitary and bleak.( Life Blah Blah BlahCollapse )
- Tags:baxter, hm, jasper, jello, jello is a racy whore, life, max, new york, rentboy, riki, sterling, the lion king
First, a message: truth_is_i_lied
, I have the paper version of your cartoon! Now all I need is jellodidit
to get back from where ever she is cavorting, and use her scanner and photoshop.
THE REST OF YOU: Tetris. It it trying to make me an addict. And also, I haven't gotten around to watching this weeks death note SO NO SPOILERS K THX. But I'm off Wednesday and so I will watch it then. And the new Naruto. And I need to clean this DUMP up. AH well.
I made Baxter a crown because I really do have far far far to much spare time.
There, I drew myself.
Also: MONSTER IS GOD.
And my dearest Jello thinks I'm short
. I am not short
. I am a respectable 4 foot 9 and a half.
And I've drawn jellodidit
. Check it out: http://rinkutsu.deviantart.com/art/JEWWO-80635745
Oh yeah, I can draw anyone, but it might take a bit. I don't own a scanner, and Jello is LEAVING, so I can't use hers. Ah well my pretties, be patient.
SHE GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS; THE BOOTS WITH THE FUR ;; DOWN ON THE FLOOR;EVERY BODIES LOOKIN AT HER;; SHORTIE GET LOW LOW LOW LOW.
I know. Not a typical 'Me' song. But the person living with me has ecided MTV is nice, and while I'm all for Americas Next Top Model. But the songs that get stuck in my head are ridiculously out of character.
Some one buy ME Apple Bottom jeasn and boots with the fur. Hahahah. I would look SO RIDICULOUS. But I am short, so the nickname Shortie is probably the only thing vaguely correct about me in that song.
AAAH THERE ARE DANCING LIZARD ON MY TELLY SCREEN.
ETA: haven't slept enough. Not making sense.
Aah how this place insires me. No, no I am not at home. I am elsewhere, lurking. Not behind you though, because then, well I would be giving myself away. Alas, I am on a bit of a deviantART hiatus, but don't blame me. Blame none other than iyheyj. She, being the sneaky witch that she is, has desided to come to MY home instead of allowing me to go to hers, to try and discourage the love between her scanner and I.
I have just seen a mouse. In honour of Maya, I shall name him Cuthbert. He looks eager enough.
I am so alone and there is not enough to do here. Someone tell me about their lives. Perhaps I shall go troll my friend list. For I am a troll.
Caffeine break time, methinks.
ETA: AHAHAH MY ICON. Oh I am amused.
My brother is a flaming bisexual. I have no problems with this. But he is my baby brother. He is only 13 and seeing him clamber around, rampantly hormonal with all kinds of kids is discerning. Ah well he is doing better than my 17 year old step brother who is omnisexual, and very sexual. I had no idea it was possible to woo so many girls in one go. There I was thinking some people were normal.
In other news, Jello has barred me from her house once more! The bond between her scanner and I is only strengthening through our separation, but the scant days we had together were beautiful and artful.
Alas, I am to downtrodden to continue. I awoke voluntarily at 5:46 this morning. This Sunday morning. I know, I and confused and woebegone as well.
Farewell my good Friend List.